1
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I'm just saying,
why isn't there a golden Love Island yet?

2
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I thought you were happily coupled
with Ms. Carroll.

3
00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:10,052
I meant for you, Barb.
You deserve love too.

4
00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:15,556
Oh, hey, look, that must be
the new sub for Mr. Gregory's class.

5
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Oh, he might even be taller
than Ms. Alomar.

6
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- Ooh.
- Imagine that.

7
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Yeah, I guess we should go
introduce ourselves.

8
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- [Barbara] Yes.
- Hello, new sub.

9
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I'm Melissa.
This is Barb, and this gentleman-

10
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I'm a special visitor from London
here to shake up things in the villa.

11
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{\an8}[new sub] Nice to meet you.

12
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So you're the new sub for Gregory?

13
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{\an8}[new sub] Yes, I am. That's my career job.

14
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[chuckles] Okay. W-What's your name?

15
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{\an8}[new sub] I am Mr. C-Coatman.

16
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Wait a minute.

17
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{\an8}That's yesterday's newspaper.

18
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- [chuckles] Rahim, Tapril, get outta here.
- [Rahim, Tapril chuckling]

19
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Those two been trying to sneak
into the teachers' lounge for years.

20
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That was clever though.

21
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Anyway, back to golden Love Island,

22
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which would be different
because this time, we show the sex.

23
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Think about it.

24
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[? "Hold 'Em" playing]

25
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So you go to Speaker City and pick up
the subwoofers and the fog machine.

26
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{\an8}Oh, maybe see if they could throw us
some of those strobe lights too.

27
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{\an8}Yeah, my guys down there would
definitely give me a discount.

28
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{\an8}I'll get the alcohol and the ring light
because, as you know...

29
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{\an8}[singsongy] Bad bitches need
a photo booth.

30
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{\an8}Exactly.

31
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{\an8}I'm throwing the most sexiest,
epic Halloween party Philly has ever seen.

32
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{\an8}I went all out.

33
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{\an8}I rented a warehouse.
I hired a DJ. It's gonna be hype, turnt,

34
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{\an8}and most importantly, exclusive,

35
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{\an8}just me, O'Shon,
and our many sexy-ass friends.

36
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{\an8}Hey, man.

37
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{\an8}Nice Gerald costume.

38
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{\an8}Thanks. The, uh, hair is a little bit
heavier than I thought it would be,

39
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{\an8}but I'm getting used to it.

40
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{\an8}- And you are a IT person.
- I am.

41
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{\an8}No, I'm saving my costume
for Ava's party tonight.

42
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{\an8}Oh, it was last-minute.

43
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{\an8}Uh, Ava thinks it adds to the exclusivity,
but you should come.

44
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{\an8}Okay, yeah. Maybe I'll stop by later.

45
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{\an8}Okay.

46
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{\an8}Um, I'm actually doing
a little ring shopping.

47
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{\an8}But it shouldn't take too long.

48
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{\an8}You finally found a spot.

49
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{\an8}I found a ring that I liked online,
so I set up an appointment.

50
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{\an8}Plus I'm usually doing Food Driver
on Friday,

51
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{\an8}so Janine should not suspect a thing.

52
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{\an8}Bro, I am so happy for you.

53
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{\an8}- You guys deserve it.
- Thank you.

54
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{\an8}No matter what Ava says.

55
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{\an8}[gasps]

56
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{\an8}The documentary makes it clear.
Two of his ex-wives are "missing,"

57
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{\an8}and he wrote a book called
And I'd Do It Again.

58
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{\an8}Yes, but they found
the eagle's feather in her hair.

59
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{\an8}- Okay, explain that.
- Wait, wait, wait, hang on.

60
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{\an8}[Janine] Uh...

61
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{\an8}How the hell did they wind up
with the couples costume?

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{\an8}Five years ago, these halls were graced
with the presence of one Gregory Eddie.

63
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{\an8}Speed up the story.

64
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{\an8}I felt an immediate bond,

65
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{\an8}and I asked if he wanted to do
matching costumes for Halloween.

66
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{\an8}And I, thinking that
I would never see this person ever again,

67
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{\an8}said, "Sure, in five years."

68
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{\an8}So I put a reminder in my phone for
five years, and voil�, couples costume.

69
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{\an8}[chuckles]

70
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{\an8}It's fun.

71
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{\an8}And I thought you two were the couple.

72
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{\an8}Okay, look, I'm not part of it, so I just
decided to be Susie Carmichael this year.

73
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{\an8}- A tier-two Rugrat.
- Excuse me.

74
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{\an8}[sighs] You guys are watching this
on break now?

75
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{\an8}Of course we are.
It's all part of our Halloween plan.

76
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{\an8}Yeah, Jacob's coming over

77
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{\an8}and we're gonna binge
true crime documentaries

78
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until we're too scared to fall asleep.

79
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Well, Ava's throwing a party tonight.

80
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O'Shon told me, so maybe I can
meet you guys there after my shift.

81
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Um, yes, please.

82
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That sounds way better. [chuckling]
Sorry, Jacob.

83
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No, I agree. Yeah, I like to party.

84
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- Yeah. Bring that back to me later.
- Yeah.

85
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Ah. [chuckles]

86
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Jessie from Toy Story.

87
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Giddy up.

88
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Never has a character made
abandonment issues look so adorable.

89
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- [Melissa chuckles]
- And Barb, are you, uh...

90
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- A Cheesecake Factory.
- [Melissa] Yeah!

91
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Jacob, I'll tell you
like I tell the waitress

92
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when she delivers my lettuce cups: bravo.

93
00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:05,369
- Well, you both look spectacular.
- [Melissa] Thank you.

94
00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,580
- You guys going to Ava's party later?
- What party?

95
00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,582
Oh, she's throwing some big thing.
Everyone's invited.

96
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Well, Gerald and I
were just going to go to sleep,

97
00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:15,045
but, Melissa, this might be
the perfect opportunity

98
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to get Gerald and Chief Robinson together.

99
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- Yes, great idea, Barb.
- [Barbara] Mm-hmm.

100
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We were trying to find a way
to get our guys to be better friends.

101
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So a Halloween party, that's a great idea.

102
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- [Barbara] Yes.
- What did I tell you two?

103
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You got to get out... Oh.

104
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You would dress up
as a flasher for Halloween.

105
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I'm Inspector Gadget.

106
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I was a flasher last year.

107
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Oh.

108
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You're telling me that
despite the fact that cell phone data

109
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triangulated him
to the scene of the murder

110
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and two separate eyewitnesses
spotted him covered in blood,

111
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you still don't think he did it?

112
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[driver] Didn't you ask for a quiet ride?

113
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[stammers] I would never ask for that.

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- Janine, what do you think?
- Uh...

115
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That's weird.

116
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An eagle can't murder a woman.

117
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No, no, no, no.

118
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I'm checking Gregory's location.

119
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He's just been in the same spot
for a while.

120
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And what's wrong with that?

121
00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,386
Well, usually, his dot never stops moving,

122
00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:07,723
but he's just been sitting there
in Bensalem.

123
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It's the middle of nowhere.
What's he doing all the way up there?

124
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Yeah, I don't know.

125
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And why would Food Driver even
send him all the way up there?

126
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Okay, not to alarm you,
but this does sound exactly

127
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like the Kansas City killer doc
we watched last night.

128
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His dot stayed in the same spot
because he was busy digging graves,

129
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and had surprisingly little
upper body strength.

130
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Unlike Gregory... Wait, what is my point?

131
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He's in a strip mall, but there aren't
any restaurants? [chuckles]

132
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[Jacob gasps]

133
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[Janine] Hmm.

134
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Where is he?

135
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Uh, hello?

136
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A-Anybody here?

137
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[bell dings]

138
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[clears throat]

139
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Oh, h-hi, hello.

140
00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:03,737
- Hello and hi. [chuckles]
- Hi.

141
00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,848
Sorry, I was just...
I was back there and I was

142
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"eating a salad." [laughs]

143
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Okay. Oh, I... I'm the one
who called about the ring.

144
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- Right. Hi.
- Yeah.

145
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- Hi. Mm-hmm.
- The assistant principal.

146
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This is exciting.

147
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I've... I've always wanted to meet one.
What's that like?

148
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- It's fine.
- Oh, fascinating. [chuckles]

149
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I would have never guessed that.

150
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[both chuckle]

151
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- Um, so the ring, uh-
- Wait, so is today Halloween?

152
00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,767
- Yes.
- LeBron James?

153
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- Yes. [chuckles]
- [laughing] I knew it.

154
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Okay. Let me go... Let me go in the back
and get that ring.

155
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- Okay.
- It's in a safe.

156
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[Gregory] Mm-hmm.

157
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[whispering] The combination is
my wedding anniversary.

158
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[laughs]

159
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You know, I'm j...
I'm gonna need just a minute

160
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'cause I'm gonna have
to change that combination.

161
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I don't know when your wedding was, ma'am.

162
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[? "Creepin' on the Come Up" playing]

163
00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:06,217
Whoo! This party's popping,
and you look perfect.

164
00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:09,637
Honestly, I think you and Lil' Kim
will go together in real life.

165
00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:10,971
I know, right?

166
00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:13,057
I just gotta get the DJ
my do-not-play list.

167
00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:15,517
If she plays "Thriller,"
I swear she is fired.

168
00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:18,896
People like "Thriller." Many people
know the "Thriller" dance by heart.

169
00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:20,981
I'm telling you, Janine,
we should get to the bottom of this.

170
00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:22,900
It is always the boyfriend,

171
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and Gregory wanted us
to stop watching true-crime docs.

172
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What the hell are y'all doing here?

173
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Oh, Gregory invited us.

174
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Who the hell told Gregory?

175
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[Janine] Well...

176
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Is this a problem? [chuckles]

177
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100% yes.

178
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You came to my grown and sexy party
dressed like a cartoon toddler.

179
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Well, as always,
I can't tell if you're kidding,

180
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but thank you so much for inviting us.

181
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Oh, we can play Cards Against Humanity
over there.

182
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- [Janine] Thanks.
- Great party.

183
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[Barbara] It's mighty flashy in here.

184
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Oh, hell no!

185
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- Thank God I'm not prone to seizures.
- [Melissa] Uh-huh.

186
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I put on socks for a party in a warehouse.

187
00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:57,685
I guess I can ignore OSHA regulations
for one night.

188
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Hey, Ava, we're gonna need a hitching post
'cause these dogs are barking.

189
00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:04,317
- What?
- I'm tired. I want to sit down.

190
00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:07,070
I sure hope you play "Thriller."

191
00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:08,987
Who invited these dogs?

192
00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:11,282
You told me distinguished guests only.

193
00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:15,453
[? pop music playing]

194
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Hey, hey.

195
00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:19,707
There you go.

196
00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:22,793
You got Werther's Originals at my party?

197
00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:23,961
Why don't you just cheat?

198
00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:26,714
Correct me if I'm wrong,
but you did say to invite my friends,

199
00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:30,050
so I invited Gregory,
and I guess he invited some other people,

200
00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:31,635
but I think it's fine, babe.

201
00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:33,722
It won't be fine. Look!

202
00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,915
They're dancing like they're free
to be themselves.

203
00:08:37,962 --> 00:08:42,062
Yeah, but you'll want
to stay away from rubies...

204
00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:43,313
- Okay.
- ...because it's, like,

205
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a known thing through all of America
that those are for elderly whores.

206
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So that brings us to emeralds,
and a fun factoid about these...

207
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By the way,
did you know factoid is longer for fact?

208
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Yes, you mentioned it
when you were going through the opals.

209
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- Oh, yeah, totally.
- Yes. [chuckling]

210
00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:03,375
It's my birthstone. [gasps]

211
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,127
- May.
- Wow.

212
00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:06,336
- [laughing] Yeah.
- Yeah.

213
00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:08,255
- Next we have diamonds.
- Great.

214
00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:10,132
- Mm-mmm. That's what you want, so...
- Mm-hmm.

215
00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:12,926
Wonderful. If you could just ring that up,
I'll be on my way.

216
00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:14,928
Nice. [laughs]

217
00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:16,764
Ring me up. [laughs]

218
00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,640
Some big-city humor right there.

219
00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:20,059
[both chuckle]

220
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:24,021
Okay, last but not least,
we have the black diamonds.

221
00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:28,025
Now, I don't know if the lovely lady is...
[British accent] ...perhaps a bit Goth.

222
00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:29,778
- Ma'am...
- Mm-hmm. [chuckles]

223
00:09:29,779 --> 00:09:31,445
We're not Goth.

224
00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,155
- [normal voice] Oh, okay.
- No. No.

225
00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:35,741
But if I could just take this one and go...

226
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Yeah, of course.

227
00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:38,202
- Yeah. All right.
- You just...

228
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You have to look at it
through the loupe first

229
00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:41,898
to make sure it's up to your standards.

230
00:09:41,899 --> 00:09:43,957
- Okay. Yeah.
- Yeah, it's part of it.

231
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- Yeah, part of getting the ring. Okay.
- Mm-hmm.

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00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,712
- I can't see it. Oh.
- Yeah.

233
00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:51,800
- Okay. You have to really get close.
- Oh, my God. An ant! [gasps]

234
00:09:51,801 --> 00:09:54,093
- Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
- Oh, my Lord.

235
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,677
- Nobody move! Nobody move!
- So sorry.

236
00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,722
Freeze! Oh, no!

237
00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:00,933
Everybody stay still! [breathing heavily]

238
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,060
[sighs] Okay.

239
00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,561
- Okay, we're gonna handle this.
- Okay.

240
00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,672
- Abby, you're gonna handle this.
- Mm-hmm.

241
00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:08,023
Okay.

242
00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,733
- Are we good?
- [exhales]

243
00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,485
- It's all right here. I'm looking at them.
- [sighs]

244
00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:12,654
Okay, you can stand.

245
00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:15,489
Okay, now I'm just gonna...

246
00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:19,159
I'm gonna have to do inventory
to make sure everything is accounted for.

247
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,327
- Okay, okay.
- [clears throat]

248
00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:23,747
This is gonna take a while.
[breathes heavily]

249
00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,068
[? hip-hop music playing]

250
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:29,545
So I hear you two like basketball.

251
00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:31,922
Oh, look at that. Basketball.

252
00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:34,300
That's a fun shared interest.

253
00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:37,928
- Dominique Wilkins!
- Hakeem Olajuwon!

254
00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,221
Scottie Pippen!

255
00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:40,389
Moses Malone.

256
00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:43,642
- Moses.
- Are they speaking in code?

257
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,186
Why aren't they using
any verbs or adjectives?

258
00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,437
[attendee] Nice fan.

259
00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,482
Oh, I never leave home without it.

260
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,441
Here, take it.

261
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,235
I've got extra.

262
00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:55,654
They were five for five
at the dollar store.

263
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,532
No, thanks. Bad bitches never carry fans.

264
00:10:58,533 --> 00:10:59,825
Honey, take the fan.

265
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,827
You don't want to wreck
that beautiful makeup.

266
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:05,205
It's only a matter of time before
every day is just one long hot flash.

267
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,582
Right? [chuckling]

268
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:07,791
You know what? Sure.

269
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:10,210
I am so hot and my feet are killing me.

270
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,962
Oh, honey.

271
00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:14,048
[chuckles] Whoo!

272
00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,133
- The fan.
- Thanks.

273
00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:17,468
[laughter]

274
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,345
What in the world is going on?

275
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,555
Oh, hey!

276
00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:22,681
And who the hell are you?

277
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,268
I'm Elijah. I'm, uh, Jacob's boyfriend.

278
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:26,978
You must be Barbara.

279
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,576
- [gasps] What in...
- Oh, it's okay, babe.

280
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,298
Oh, I knew she wasn't Barbara.

281
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,694
[? pop music playing]

282
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,112
Did he respond to your text?

283
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:41,075
No, and he's still in the same location.
His dot isn't moving.

284
00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:43,160
Well, I don't know what's worse,

285
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:46,371
the fact that I can't decide between
Saves America Pack or Climate Catastrophe

286
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,207
or that Gregory is potentially a murderer?

287
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,627
Oh, Gregory? He definitely is.

288
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:54,461
- You remember his old apartment?
- You know what? Enough, okay?

289
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,090
I'm gonna call him, okay?

290
00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,176
[phone buzzing]

291
00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,387
Just one second. Oh.

292
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,473
- Hey, hey, hey. What's up?
- [Janine] Hey!

293
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,974
How's your shift going?

294
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:09,895
Um, I-I texted earlier,
but I haven't heard back from you, so...

295
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:12,564
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, um,
I've just been busy,

296
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:17,653
you know, with food and driving, you know,
Food Driver.

297
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:20,405
Okay. Well, are you-
are you still coming to the party?

298
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:24,201
Yeah, I'm just finishing up
with the last customer right now.

299
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:28,914
Hey, Mr. Assistant Principal,
I'm ready for you to check out this pair.

300
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,999
They're all-natural.

301
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,126
- Wh-What's happening?
- Nothing.

302
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:37,840
Gregory, can you even imagine what
you would do with something that big?

303
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,885
Tell you what, I'd love to find out.

304
00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:43,303
[Gregory] All right, I love you. Bye.

305
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,388
[disconnect tone]

306
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:49,685
Look, if I can just take this ring
right here and go, that would be great.

307
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:50,895
Ooh.

308
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,897
I'm so sorry, I forgot to offer you water.

309
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:56,024
- It is okay. I don't need it.
- Hmm.

310
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,693
No, no, no. Let me go clean you a cup.

311
00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,320
- No, please, no. No, it's okay. I don't...
- I'm gonna clean you a cup.

312
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,239
Believe me, you want me
to wash it. [chuckles]

313
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,408
[? music continues]

314
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,368
So, is Gregory a murderer?

315
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:07,786
No, worse.

316
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,454
I-I think he might be cheating.

317
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,957
Oh! I knew it.

318
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,710
All right, look,
here's my relationship advice.

319
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:17,254
You poke a hole in his car tire.

320
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,131
You'll see
if you're dating a boy or a man.

321
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,799
- Trust me.
- [attendee] I know that's right.

322
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,428
Well, you wanna know
how I got a good man like Gerald?

323
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,138
- I covered it up!
- [Melissa chuckles]

324
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:30,685
Yes, I put away the cheeks
and put on the sundress.

325
00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:33,979
O'Shon, come here!

326
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,188
What's up, baby?

327
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,524
It's an emergency. The vibes are dying.

328
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:39,234
Really? Should I take my shirt off?

329
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,403
No! Stop objectifying yourself.

330
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,239
Should I take my shirt off?

331
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,866
Maybe. DJ!

332
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,826
- Turn the music up!
- [? hip-hop music playing]

333
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,454
Pump up the fog machine!
I don't want anybody to see each other!

334
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,456
And you need to double the shots!

335
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:56,001
- Nobody's ordering shots.
- That's the problem. Put it in the wine.

336
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,003
If you wanna turn the heat up
in this party,

337
00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,965
turn the heat up to 90
and pour out all the water.

338
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,051
Trust me.

339
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,385
I know how to party.

340
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:08,973
Playboy Mansion, Studio 54, Freaknik.

341
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:10,899
Don't believe me?

342
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,477
Ask your mama.

343
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,189
O'Shon, come on! Get into it.

344
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,566
I don't know what crazy-ass household
you grew up in,

345
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,235
but where I'm from,
we play based on the manual.

346
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:25,864
- Okay! Shut it down! Shut it down, people.
- [music stops]

347
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,992
All right, strippers.
It's about damn time.

348
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,869
We got a noise complaint
from the church next door.

349
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,412
We're going to have
to shut this party down.

350
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,164
- Hey, guys.
- [Jacob screams]

351
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:37,167
- Whoa. What's going on here?
- Police, the murderer is here.

352
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,919
He's right there. Book him.

353
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,421
[crowd murmuring]

354
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,090
Officers, thank God.

355
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:46,426
Arrest these people immediately
for breaking and entering my party.

356
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:47,552
This is your party?

357
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,846
I know it doesn't look
like much right now, but trust me,

358
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:52,349
the vibes were immaculate
before these people,

359
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:55,811
who I don't know and did not invite,
showed up. Lock them up.

360
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:59,815
Ma'am, this warehouse is zoned for
short-term storage of goods, not people.

361
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:00,899
We're shutting it down.

362
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,275
I know you didn't just call me ma'am.

363
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,069
- [officer] Hey, fellas.
- Larry, man.

364
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,821
Haven't seen you
at the hardware store recently.

365
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,364
Don't tell me you've gone TaskRabbit.

366
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:08,657
[laughs] How the hell are you, man?

367
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:12,035
[laughing] Chief Rob, Big Dog Howard.

368
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,161
[all] Woof, woof.

369
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,997
What are you goofy bastards doing
at a warehouse party?

370
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,958
You know, I was just asking myself
that same question.

371
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:20,710
Hey, sorry about the music, boys.
We'll make sure to lower the volume.

372
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,671
Yeah, we got a little carried away
with the fog machine.

373
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,464
We don't want to be
breaking any local ordinances.

374
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,467
Yeah, chapter 400 is what keeps
the city together. Am I right?

375
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:28,928
[all laughing]

376
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:35,392
All right, I'm gonna have
to ask everybody to get down.

377
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,310
- DJ, hit it!
- [all cheering]

378
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,395
[? music resumes]

379
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,438
You two gotta do something for me though.

380
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,607
- Get those prostates checked, huh?
- [chuckles]

381
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,235
Us men of a certain age,
we need to stay on top of that.

382
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,778
Ah, you got it, brother.

383
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,363
[all woofing]

384
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:52,117
Hey, quick question:
Why'd you tell the cops to book me?

385
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,911
The jig is up, Gregory.

386
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,037
We know you're a murderer.

387
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,789
And what could possibly
make you think that?

388
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,624
We've got, like, a ton of evidence.

389
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,335
We were watching your little dot,
and it wasn't moving at all!

390
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,670
And... And...

391
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,005
Janine, get his ass!

392
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:08,884
Well, it's also just that I called you,
and I heard a woman's voice say,

393
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:13,388
and I remember this word for word,
"Check out these big all-naturals."

394
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:16,725
Yeah, who was that?
Your-Your paramour or your victim?

395
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,227
Or your mistress.

396
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:22,647
- Oh, okay. Now I know what paramour means.
- Yeah.

397
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,734
Look, I... I'd rather not say where I was.

398
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:27,485
Oh, my God! So you really are a murderer!

399
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:31,616
No, I'm not. I just...
I-I can't say where I was at.

400
00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:33,617
Really, Gregory?

401
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,578
[? music continues]

402
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:42,960
[? pop song playing]

403
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,313
[Ava] No belt marks on the walls.

404
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,006
Ain't been one fight.

405
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,758
This party's a flop.

406
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:52,385
I could blame you, but I'm growing.
Let's blame Janine.

407
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,221
Wait, wait, look.

408
00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:56,973
I see a bunch of grown folks
having a good-ass time.

409
00:16:56,974 --> 00:17:00,228
[Ava] Yeah, but grown without
the "and sexy" just means old.

410
00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:02,854
Where's the sexy? Where's the intrigue?

411
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,357
I think it's over there.

412
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,193
Hold up. Is that... [chuckles]

413
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,946
Chrisshon and Brian, yep.

414
00:17:09,947 --> 00:17:12,364
W-We've been trying
to get them together for...

415
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,074
Months. I know.

416
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,660
I think they're hitting it off.

417
00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:18,411
I'm gonna tell the DJ
to turn it down a bit.

418
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:19,704
- All right, babe. Hadouken!
- Oh.

419
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,456
Look at you two.

420
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,291
You really bonded over there.

421
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:26,782
Yeah, I mean, now that you've
saved the party, you've got to consider...

422
00:17:26,783 --> 00:17:28,171
Thank God.

423
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,340
You've got to consider
yourself friends, right?

424
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:31,758
What are you talking about?

425
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,760
Chief Rob's
one of the closest friends I have.

426
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:36,346
What? You hardly ever talk to each other.

427
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:39,099
You heard us have that full conversation
about basketball earlier.

428
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:42,018
Yeah, we've been yapping away.
We felt bad you couldn't get a word in.

429
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:45,230
- Moses Malone, right?
- Moses Malone. Mmm.

430
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,899
And don't get us started talking
about the Eagles. Randall Cunningham.

431
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,651
[Robinson] Oh, Cunningham? Come on now!

432
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:50,777
Come on now.

433
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:52,947
Girl, let's go get a drink.

434
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:56,783
- Pinot grigio.
- Mmm. Merlot.

435
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,827
- [Melissa] Chardonnay.
- Ros�.

436
00:17:58,828 --> 00:17:59,911
All day.

437
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,122
- Come on now.
- Come on now.

438
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,999
[? music continues]

439
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,376
Where's Janine?

440
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:08,128
She went to the bathroom.

441
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:11,172
You know, where you go to wash your hands
after committing a murder.

442
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:15,143
Washing your hands in the sink would
leave evidence, so that wouldn't be smart.

443
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,387
I need you to stop this, okay?

444
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:18,555
I'm not a murderer.

445
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:20,099
I'm not a cheater.

446
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:23,894
I'm proposing to Janine.

447
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,154
Proposing what?

448
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:28,648
Oh, my God!

449
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,026
Relax. I'm sorry.

450
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,819
I was in Bensalem getting a ring,

451
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,780
but I need you to stop
with this witch hunt

452
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,284
- or else you're going to ruin it.
- Sorry, sorry.

453
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,786
First of all,
yes, I will be your best man.

454
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,331
Although I did tell Janine
that I would be her man of honor.

455
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,583
It's okay. It's okay.
I'll run back and forth.

456
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:49,587
Second, how could you keep this
from your Arnold?

457
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:51,713
But I know...

458
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,214
I know exactly how to fix this.

459
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,634
- Wait. No, no, no, no!
- Okay. Janine!

460
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,718
No. No, it's fine.

461
00:18:56,719 --> 00:19:02,182
It turns out there is a reasonably perfect
explanation for what Gregory was doing.

462
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:03,642
He's gay.

463
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,352
- What?
- Why do you go to that?

464
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,062
I don't know.

465
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,356
I'm-I'm drunk.

466
00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:11,441
Doesn't it seem
like the wine has notes of tequila?

467
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:12,776
What's happening?

468
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,277
- [Gregory] Go sit down.
- Okay.

469
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,528
Janine.

470
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:16,863
I'm not a murderer.

471
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,281
I'm not a cheater.

472
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,451
I'm not gay,
and I'm not a gay cheating murderer,

473
00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:23,745
but I cannot tell you what I was doing.

474
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,374
But I promise you
it'll all make sense soon.

475
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,334
I just need you to trust me.

476
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:30,670
[? music continues]

477
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,053
I trust you.

478
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:40,979
[sighs]

479
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,517
Gregory is getting us a puppy!

480
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:47,520
[? pop music playing]

481
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:56,028
"Guillermo del Toro is a master of horror,
but even he's afraid of..."

482
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,321
"Public speaking."

483
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:01,157
Mr. Johnson,
you can't just write your own answers.

484
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,034
Well, what's the fun in that?

485
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,620
Let me get one of those fans.

486
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,124
[? "Giddy Up" playing]

487
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,504
What you cheesin' about?

488
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:18,383
I just found out that Gregory's
planning something pretty amazing for us.

489
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,424
Something that's gonna change our lives.

490
00:20:20,425 --> 00:20:23,054
A day I've been dreaming about
since I was a little girl.

491
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,705
Oh, so you found out
about the proposal? [chuckles]

492
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,237
What?

493
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,595
Damn. I've been keeping
the hell out of that secret.

494
00:20:35,596 --> 00:20:37,152
This is Gregory's fault.

495
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,570
He should have ended this.

496
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,863
You know what? You should say no.

497
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:42,094
You don't wanna be tied
to a procrastinator.

498
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,206
So I'm not getting a puppy,

499
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:51,674
but...

500
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,296
[? "When I Hear Music" playing]

501
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,631
[crowd cheering]

502
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,762
{\an8}Oh, somebody ought to stop this.

503
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,138
{\an8}He might hurt himself.

504
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:08,725
{\an8}If he pops it one more time, he's not
gonna be able to lock it back in place.

505
00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:10,518
{\an8}- Ow! [groans]
- [all gasping]

506
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,686
{\an8}Now he's done it!

507
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,522
{\an8}- Oh.
- Chief Rob, help!

508
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:16,174
{\an8}- Oh!
- [all cheering, chuckling]

509
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,650
{\an8}Suckers.

510
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:19,153
{\an8}[crowd cheering]

511
00:21:19,203 --> 00:21:23,753
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